♪ AVENGERS ♪
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
Ultron: NEW LIFE FOR A NEW WORLD,
NOT THAT THIS PATHETIC WORLD OF HUMANS DESERVES YOU, MY VISION.
NO MORE THAN IT DESERVES ME -- ULTRON.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WHIRRING ]
[ CRACKLING CONTINUES ]
NOW FOR THE FINISHING TOUCHES.
AND LIKE YOUR CREATOR, ULTRON,
YOU ARE PERFECT.
A LIVING MACHINE, VIRTUALLY IMMORTAL,
MY GREATEST CREATION.
VISION, YOU SHALL HELP ME
PURGE THE WORLD OF WRETCHED HUMANITY --
WEAK, CORRUPT FLESH BEINGS
WITH THEIR ILLOGICAL EMOTIONS.
ONLY ONE MAN UNDERSTANDS WHO WE ARE,
AND ONLY HE CAN STOP US --
HENRY PYM...
...THE LEADER OF THE AVENGERS.
HE SHALL BE THE FIRST TO PERISH.
Man: CENTRAL PARK IS BRACING FOR A CROWD OF WELL-WISHERS TODAY
WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
WILL PRESENT A SPECIAL COMMENDATION
TO THE MANHATTAN-BASED CRIME-FIGHTING TEAM
THE AVENGERS.
LED BY SHAPESHIFTING SUPERHERO ANT-MAN,
THE AVENGERS ARE LOVED AND RESPECTED AROUND THE WORLD
FOR THEIR WORK AGAINST INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM
AND CRIMES OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
ENJOYING THE ATTENTION, DEAREST?
NO. NO, NOT REALLY.
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT BETTER
THAT THE AVENGERS AVOID THE SPOTLIGHT,
BUT IT'S HARD TO SAY NO TO THE PRESIDENT.
HONESTLY, HANK, IT'S HARDER TO SAY NO TO ME,
AND I SAY WE'RE GOING.
OF COURSE, JAN.
YOU DESERVE TODAY. SO DO THE OTHERS.
SOMEHOW, I'M JUST NOT SURE I'M THE ONE TO LEAD YOU.
HANK, WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU MEAN?
I'M NOT EXACTLY CAPTAIN AMERICA
OR THOR OR IRON MAN, NOW, AM I?
WELL, NONE OF THEM IS DR. HENRY PYM,
WORLD'S GREATEST BIOCHEMIST.
HANK, WE HELPED FORM THE AVENGERS,
AND DON'T YOU FORGET THAT.
YOU ARE AS QUALIFIED TO LEAD US AS ANYONE.
[ CRUNCHING ]
NOW HEX MY ATTACK.
[ German accent ] WINDS OF DESTINY, CHANGE!
AAH! OW!
[ GRUNTS ]
OH, OH! I WARNED YOU, DEAR SIMON!
WHEN I CHANGE THE PROBABILITIES AFFECTING SOMETHING,
THE WORLD GOES A LITTLE BIT CRAZY.
OH, I'M NEVER SURE WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
OKAY, OKAY.
THAT'S WHY I NEED TO HELP YOU PRACTICE YOUR CONTROL --
[ GROANS ] -- EVEN IF IT KILLS ME.
OH, SIMON, YOU'RE SO NICE.
YOU LOOK AFTER ME LIKE NO ONE ELSE.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU, EH?
HEY, HAWKEYE, I WANTED A REAL WORKOUT.
TIGRA, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
HA HA!
NOW, READY TO MEET THE PRESIDENT?
I JUST HOPE HE'S READY TO MEET US.
Ant-Man: AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!
COMPUTER, IDENTIFY SOURCE OF DISTURBANCE.
Female voice: LOCATION -- 112th AND LENOX.
THAT'S THE PRESIDENT'S CHOPPER!
WHERE DID THOSE WEAPONS COME FROM?
I KNOW THIS IS NEW YORK, BUT COME ON!
AVENGERS, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO MEET THE PRESIDENT
SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT.
AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!
♪ AVENGERS ♪
CENTRAL PARK NORTH, SUBSONIC.
ACKNOWLEDGED.
Ultron: HAVE THE AVENGERS TAKEN THE BAIT?
Vision: NOT YET, MY CREATOR.
THEN PRESS HARD.
[ GRUNTS ]
WE WILL NOT ALLOW THE TARGET VEHICLE TO ESCAPE.
[ GASPS, SCREAMS ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
OH, NO!
[ SHOUTS ]
SOMEBODY PICKED THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD TO SHOOT UP.
COME ON, RED WING!
[ BIRD SCREECHES ]
BRING THEM DOWN.
PRIMARY TARGET ANT-MAN HAS ARRIVED.
ISOLATE AND DESTROY.
INITIAL ATTACK NEUTRALIZED.
HERE WE GO.
HAWKEYE, WONDER MAN, TIGRA, SCARLET WITCH --
DROP-AND-GO MANEUVER 12.
EXECUTE!
OPEN 'ER UP.
YAH!
[ GROWLS ]
[ GASPS ]
THANKS, WHOEVER YOU ARE.
[ BIRD SCREECHES ]
THIS WAY, MR. PRESIDENT!
[ SCREAMS ]
BRING THEM DOWN.
HAWKEYE, PROTECT THE PRESIDENT!
GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT!
PRIMARY TARGET ANT-MAN.
[ BOTH GASP ]
MY ARROW DIDN'T MAKE A DENT!
[ GROANS ]
GOT YOU COVERED, HAWK.
[ GRUNTS ]
W- WHERE'D THAT GUY GO?
WINDS OF DESTINY, CHANGE!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
NO, YOU DON'T.
TAKE THIS!
[ BIRD SCREECHES ]
TIME FOR A TUNE-UP.
[ BIRD SCREECHES ]
THERE YOU GO, MR. PRESIDENT.
WHO'S THE BIRD GUY, ANYWAY?
MISSION PARAMETERS HAVE CHANGED.
DESTRUCTION OF ANT-MAN IMPOSSIBLE AT THIS TIME.
ABORT, MY VISION.
RETURN TO BASE NOW.
WHERE'S HAWKEYE?
HERE, LAB RAT.
SOMETHING FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH.
HAWKEYE, I TOLD YOU TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT.
I DID!
THEN I TOOK ON MR. BRIGHT EYES TO SAVE YOUR JET.
LEAVING YOUR POST GOT THE PRESIDENT HURT.
HE AND HIS DAUGHTER COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED.
SORRY.
Tigra: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Sikorsky: THE GOVERNMENT GIVES THE AVENGERS A FREE HAND
AND EXPECTS THEM TO PRODUCE RESULTS.
IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, MAYBE WE'LL HAVE TO STEP IN.
WE CAN'T HAVE A BUNCH OF LOOSE CANNONS
ENDANGERING THE PUBLIC OR THE PRESIDENT!
EXCUSE ME, MR. SIKORSKY,
BUT THE AVENGERS HAVE SAVED MORE LIVES THAN YOU CAN COUNT.
YOUR BOSS AND HIS KID WOULD BE SQUIRREL FOOD
IF WE HADN'T BEEN THERE.
THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T SEE IT THAT WAY,
OUT OF HIS ONE GOOD EYE.
WHAT I SEE HERE IS A TEAM OF HOTSHOTS
HAVING A FIRE FIGHT IN CENTRAL PARK
WHILE THIS GUY FALCON SAVED THE PRESIDENT!
YEAH. HE GOT LUCKY.
BIRD BOY'S STRICTLY LOCAL, AND YOU KNOW IT!
THE AVENGERS GO ANYWHERE, ANYTIME,
AND CAN HANDLE ANYTHING.
LIKE YOU DID TODAY? NO, THANKS.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO US LIKE THAT?
WE'RE THE AVENGERS, IN CASE YOU FORGOT.
MR. SIKORSKY, WHAT EXACTLY DOES THE PRESIDENT WANT?
TWO THINGS --
HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE THAT GUY'S FACE AGAIN,
AND HE WANTS THE AVENGERS TO FIND THE FALCON
AND MAKE THE GUY PART OF YOUR TEAM.
WE CHOOSE OUR OWN MEMBERS HERE.
FINE.
THEN I'VE BEEN AUTHORIZED TO MAKE SURE
THAT THE FULL FORCE OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT
WILL BE USED TO MAKE YOUR LIVES MISERABLE!
OH, YEAH.
CONGRATULATIONS. HERE'S YOUR PLAQUE.
WHAT A JERK!
I DON'T AGREE WITH IT, BUT, FOR THE GOOD OF THE TEAM,
HAWKEYE WILL HAVE TO LAY LOW FOR A TIME.
WHAT?! THAT'S NOT FAIR.
NO! YOU CANNOT DO THAT TO HAWKEYE!
SO I'M THE FALL GUY, RIGHT?
CLINT, CALM DOWN.
WHY?
IF I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE SEEN WITH THE AVENGERS,
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE AN AVENGER.
HAWKEYE!
HEY, HAWKEYE --
LET ME TALK TO HIM.
CLINT. CLINT!
LISTEN, DON'T DO THIS, MAN. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOO MUCH.
YOU THINK I SHOULD CRAWL AWAY AND HIDE.
HANK HAD TO MAKE A CALL.
SIMON...
YOU'RE THE ONLY REAL FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD,
SO YOU KNOW WHY I...
I GOT TO GO.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
IF NO ONE THINKS MR. SIKORSKY WILL OBJECT,
I'M GOING TO GO SEE WHAT CLINT SAID TO SIMON.
I BEG YOUR PARDON, DR. PYM,
BUT THEY WERE STARTING TO LEAK ON THE CARPET.
IN THE LAB WITH THE OTHERS, JARVIS.
VERY GOOD, SIR.
NOW, WHAT ABOUT THAT FEATHERED FELLOW,
THE ONE SIKORSKY WANTED US TO CONTACT?
WE FIND HIM.
I'M ON IT, HANK.
BIRD-MAN SAVED MY LIFE. I LIKE THAT IN A FELLA.
THANK YOU, GREER.
THAT'LL GIVE ME TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT ATTACKED US.
[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ]
[ METAL SCRAPING ]
ENGAGE CONTAINMENT FIELD.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.
[ ALARM BEEPS ]
JAN, THERE'S A PROBLEM!
I CAN SEE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE SCANNED THIS THING FOR SELF-DESTRUCT TRAPS!
GET OUT, HANK! GET OUT NOW!
JANET, I CAN HANDLE THIS. SEAL THE BLAST DOORS ON THE LAB.
HANK, PLEASE!
DO IT! GO!
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
YOUR FIRST DAY WENT WELL, MY VISION.
BUT ANT-MAN LIVES.
MY PLANS DID NOT ANTICIPATE THE FALCON.
FUTURE PLANS WILL.
THE AVENGERS ARE A FORMIDABLE TEAM.
TOGETHER THEY ARE STRONG,
BUT WHEN SEPARATED...
THEY ARE VULNERABLE.
NO, VISION.
I PREFER...
DESTROYED.
ANT-MAN WILL BE OCCUPIED WITH THE DAMAGED DRONE,
AS I KNEW HE'D BE.
THROUGH ITS SENSORS,
I'VE BEEN ABLE TO ASCERTAIN CERTAIN WEAKNESSES
IN THE MANSION'S BORDER DEFENSES.
WHILE I DRAW THE OTHER AVENGERS OUT,
YOU WILL HAVE DR. PYM ALL TO YOURSELF,
AND PHASE 2 OF MY PLAN WILL BEGIN.
HMM. THAT'S WEIRD.
ALL THOSE BUSES AND NO RIDERS.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
ANDREW!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, I-I-I THINK SO.
OF COURSE -- THE BUSES.
HANG ON!
JAN, SHUT OFF THAT ALARM!
I SAID I COULD HANDLE THIS MYSELF.
IT'S NOT YOU, HANK.
THE COMPUTER HAS PICKED UP MORE OF THOSE GLOBES
ATTACKING MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
THEN TAKE THE TEAM AND GO.
BUT, HANK --
IF I DON'T DISARM THIS THING,
IT COULD TAKE OUT THE WHOLE MANSION.
NOW GO! PLEASE!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
STAY HERE.
BUT, UNCLE, I --
ANDREW, DO IT!
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
[ GRUNTS ]
NO!
U- UNCLE SAM, YOU'RE OKAY!
YOU GOT TO BE!
[ SCREAMS ]
ANDREW!
ANDREW.
TOLD YOU TO STAY BACK.
JUST LIKE THIS MORNING, BUT THE PRESIDENT'S NOT HERE.
WHAT'S THEIR TARGET?
WHERE'S YOUR PAL WITH THE SHINY EYES?
[ GROWLS ]
[ MACHINERY DEACTIVATES ]
THEY'VE STOPPED ATTACKING.
SOMEONE WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GET OUR ATTENTION.
THIS WAS ALMOST TOO EASY.
SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
THEY DRAW ALL OF US HERE AND THEN STOP THE FIGHT?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
NO, NOT ALL OF US.
ANT-MAN! WE LEFT HIM ALONE AT THE MANSION!
Female voice: MANSION SECURITY BREACH, LEVEL 3.
REPEAT -- MANSION SECURITY BREACH, LEVEL 3.
THE MANSION ALARM! IT'S UNDER ATTACK!
[ ANT-MAN GRUNTING ]
IT'S BRIGHT EYES AGAIN.
HE'S AFTER HANK! HANK, LOOK OUT!
WHERE?
[ SCREAMS ]
SIMON! SIMON! NO!
Male voice: AUTO SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3...2...1.